PS: Your Cat Is Dead

By James Kirkwood

Directed by Joseph Martorella

Happy New Year, Jimmy!

THE JOB: Jimmy lost his job today. It wasn’t his fault; just one of those…twists of fate.

THE GIRLFRIEND: Jimmy’s girlfriend is leaving him today, for another guy. “It’s not you…it’s me!”

THE AUNT: Jimmy’s rich aunt is threatening to cut him out of her will. So long, security!

THE APARTMENT: Jimmy’s apartment has been robbed twice in the last month. He’s not insured.

THE BOOK: In one of the robberies, Jimmy lost the only copy of the book he was writing. Ten months of writing…down the tubes.

THE CAT: Oh, that’s right! Jimmy’s cat has a bladder infection that turned out to be something, uh, a little more serious, and, well…the cat’s dead.

WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG?

Produced by StageQ at the Bartell Theatre, 113 E. Mifflin Street, Madison, Wisconsin.

Performances: November 7-22, 2003

Thursday, November 13 and 20 at 7:30pm; Friday, November 7, 14, and 21 at 8:00pm; and Saturday, November 8, 15, and 22 at 8:00pm.

Tickets are $13.00 per person and may be purchased online at www.StageQ.com.

Reservations may be made online or through the StageQ information and reservation line, 608.204.0306. VISA and MasterCard are now accepted at the box office.